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Jul 30

atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

weaponizedwit:

cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

#tony stark does not share

"Iron Man 3: Tony Stark"

Jul 30

quote Everyone wants to be the sun to lighten up everyone’s life, but why not be the moon, to brighten in the darkest hour.

— My favorite quote. (via sleepy-bat)
Jul 30

anonof5puns:

forgivensam:

dick-jenga:

a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”

all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood

and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”

Jul 30
ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

Jul 30

lolwhutninja:

teentitans:

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

Sorry Raven you absolute boring fuckhead, but I can’t respect your right to contribute to torture and slavery for the sake of your taste buds.

YOU COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF THIS GIFSET. I CANNOT EVEN ACCURATELY EXPRESS HOW FAR OFF YOU ARE. THE POINT IS NOT THAT RAVEN ENJOYS EATING MEAT BUT THAT PEOPLE RESPECT YOUR CHOICES AND IN RETURN YOU RESPECT THEIRS. LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN GTFO.

Yet another game of Spot The Vegan on tumblr complete.

Jul 30
lotrlockedwhovian:

crowleyslovelyqueen:

This makes Crowley’s use of the word so much more significant.


oh hell yeah.

lotrlockedwhovian:

crowleyslovelyqueen:

This makes Crowley’s use of the word so much more significant.

oh hell yeah.

Jul 30

midesko:

Sometimes I see kids and don’t want them but then I see stuff like this

Jul 30

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

Jul 30

babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

Jul 30

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

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Jul 30
kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

kitchenkind:

Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens.

Jul 30

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

Jul 30

castielcampbell:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed

Jul 30
the-vintage-zombie:

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





Never forget


I love this so much.

the-vintage-zombie:

peko-pekoyama:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

Never forget

I love this so much.

Jul 30

triatic:

"swearing is so unattractive."

"fuck you I ain’t attractive anyways."